Are you a color addict?
I think yes.
I think you know EXACTLY what color you want the cushions on your couch to be – you just can’t find any in that precise shade of crimson on that crazy, voluptuous, oh-so trying-to-be-helpful internet which keeps sending you to some great photo on Pinterest that a 15-year old hipster took of Aunt Doris’s hand-crocheted creations which would be PERFECT! – except they are not actually for sale.
No – what you need – is for all the crimson cushions that are indeed for sale and available in the United States of America to be lined up in an orderly fashion on ONE internet site, so you can choose EXACTLY THE ONES YOU WANT from the vast selection you know must be out there. You do not, I repeat do not, want to be frolicking all around the World Wide Web on the off-chance Lady Internet will lead you to a crimson cushion in a background photograph from Bed, Bath and Beyond which is not for sale or even worse, some cute little shop in Mexico which does not sell online! YOU DO NOT HAVE TIME!
I hear you.
I know you.
I am also that person.
I once spent three days on Google Images looking for green cushions with a touch of red (preferably with an elephant motif of some sort) and OK, I got there in the end…
…but why oh why did I have to spend three days doing it?
Enough is enough.
…and BAM! You FIND those gorgeous crimson bags of comfort and support within minutes, press that order button and bask in the satisfaction of knowing they will be on your couch and cradling your beautiful head just as fast as the courier company can carry them.
Currently I offer you more than 100 crimson-inspired cushions to choose from and I’m finding more every day. If there are crimson cushions in town, they are coming to my party!
The elephants are (naturally) optional…
Please do not spend any more of your precious time hunting down your favorite homeware hue – let me do it for you. I love it. I am obsessed. You have better things to do – like pouring prosecco for your bedazzled friends as you show off your perfectly-pitched alluringly-accessorized apartment at its best!
I am Suzi. I am a color addict.
What color are YOU looking for?